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ASCOM appoints official Bouncer.



We are proud to announce that Angelo Mosca
was recently appointed ASCOM's Bouncer
 and will head up the Collections Department.

News update:  See our new Bouncer in action as
two former CFL football greats, in their mid-70s
throw punches during a CFL Sports Banquet.
(Well....sometimes just ranting isn't enough.)


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eowH5IP3FQ8

"Now and then proper communication skills 
require proper punctuation punchuation 
to attain proper comprehension."
 
ASCOM Bouncer's 1988 Interview Revisited:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgP0Hzfb3RM

Angelo was a guest on The Dr. Phil Show
on Friday, December 16th, 2011

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Regarding hiring a Life Coach:
Life coaches have been around since the 1700s

They didn't work then either.

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Regarding Wine Snobery:

They say, "Seeing is believing" 
But sometimes "Believing is seeing"

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Foster Brooks



Here Foster Brooks eloquently expresses
his concerns on The Steve Allen Show. 
Watch the the woman next to him.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brYfm0ktJ3E

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The Trunk Monkey



Click on link below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rFvR7Bv9Fk&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL655C6917AEE67806

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