Membership

Membership Details

Men 60 years old and older
can bcome a lifetime member
by sending $20 (cash or check)
via the United States Postal Service
(The way we always used to send stuff.)

   To:    Ron Dentinger
            The American Society
             of Crotchety Old Men
             PO Box 151         
             Dousman, WI  53118
 
Include your name as it should appear
 on your membership credentials.
 
In addition to a laminated membership card
you receive a certificate suitable for framing
documenting your ASCOM membership
and your "Right to Rant" privileges.
 
Members presenting their membership card
when making purchases at any retail store
can ask the clerk for a....
   5% discount on the purchase.
            (Let us know if it works.)

FYI: People of any age or gender may
 purchase a "Gift Membership" provided
it is for a man who is at least 60 years old.

Logo items now available:
ASCOM Coffee Mugs $10 + postage
ASCOM T-shirts $15 + postage
ASCOM Hooded Sweatshirts $20 + postage

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                Newsletter Update

Controversy resolved

After a long discussion as to whether  Bob McNeill might actually be too crotchety the board agreed to present Bob with a membership.

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Annual Meeting

I have been working on the ASCOM Annual Meeting location and have ruled out meeting at the Trump Plaza in Atlantic City New Jersey because they are unwilling to negotiate on the room rates; at least that is how it appears because they stopped taking my calls.

Well, it doesn’t matter, I have Plan B. As many of you already know, our most powerful and most influential member is Spiritual Advisor, Lou Varlotta. That is Lou’s likeness that is on the opposite page.

I’ll check with Lou to see if his wife would let us have the meeting in his basement. I’ll bring you up to date once I get this resolved.

Ron,  Founder