The American Society
of Crotchety Old Men
"Easily riled and likely to shout frequently wrong, but never in doubt."
"Easily riled and likely to shout
frequently wrong, but never in doubt."
"The more people I meet, the more I like dogs."
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Pawn Star's "Old Man" Harrison tells it like it is.
The only reason for the rest of the newspaper
is to keep the Sports Section dry when it rains.
Men are faced with a cruel choice between...
getting up and going to work, or daytime TV.
The two most common elements in the universe are:
hydrogen and stupidity.
If ignorance is bliss, my neighbor is happier
than Simon Cowell in a room full of mirrors.
Salad isn’t food. Salad is what food eats.
I’m beginning to suspect that the people who cast the votes
have less of an impact than the people who count the votes.